Pete Doherty, British Clothing Line Teaming Up

  Pete Doherty, the bad-boy rocker and rumoured fiancée / dry-humping partner of supermodel Kate Moss, has officially tied the knot... with trendy British clothing label Gio-Goi.

The agreement, announced on Saturday, means Doherty will be designing a wide range of the retailer's clothes. Which is great, because everyone wants to look just like Pete Doherty. Right? Obviously.

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Anna Nicole Smith Worries Daniel's Soul is Stuck

Anna Nicole Smith Worries Daniel's Soul is Stuck

The bizarre Anna Nicole Smith apparently worries that her dead son is trapped in the afterworld -- because he has no one to turn to.

The former model (seen below with little Danielynn Hope Marshall Stern), worries her late son, Daniel, was too young when her former husband, J. Howard Marshall, who died in 1995. As a result, Smith thinks Daniel won't be able to make contact with the oil tycoon in the afterlife.

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K-Fed Proves Wrestling Menace Once Again

K-Fed Proves Wrestling Menace Once Again

'Sup, bitches! America's Most Hated, a.k.a. Kevin Federline, made his loser presence felt once again last night on WWE's Cyber Sunday. Pro wrestling's new favorite foil stole the show during the pay-per-view event, screwing over his arch-nemesis, John Cena, much to the chagrin of the angry live audience and millions of TV viewers.

Below is a picture of the father of young Jayden James Federline standing over Cena and taunting his dejected adversary mercilessly.

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Paris Hilton's Pussy Pleas to End the Suffering

Paris Hilton's Pussy Pleas to End the Suffering

We certainly can't blame this poor feline. Paris Hilton is that nasty -- and we've certainly seen animals, such as this poor, pathetic pug, try to escape the clutches of the horrible heiress.

With the possible exception of ex-boyfriend Stavros Niarchos, and perhaps the legendary porn distributor David Hans Schmidt, no living thing would possibly want to be this close to the overused human condom herself. But alas, cute, innocent and defenseless animals don't always have a say in the matter.

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