Dad: Amy Winehouse is Going to Die. Slowly.

Dad: Amy Winehouse is Going to Die. Slowly.

Amy Winehouse's father, Mitch, says he fears his troubled daughter is going to die, and die "a very slow and painful death" at that."She won't die of a drug overdose, it won't be that quick," he told the BBC News. "She will die, unfortunately, of emphysema. That would be the most likely scenario if she didn't check her behavior, which she is doing."Mitch Winehouse added that Amy's incarcerated husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, should probably check into rehab when he gets out of prison.Wonder where he got that amazing insight?

"If he comes out and they go back to doing what they were doing before, she is going to have a serious health problem," the elder Winehouse said of Blake Fielder-Civil, who has been locked up for the past seven months."He's a fit young man, he could probably carry on like this for the rest of his life. Amy can't and he has to understand that," Mitch said.Amy Winehouse - who has been in the news recently for a series of strange behavior and drug-fueled melees - will stop performing in September to conserve her voice. She will also start writing her new album around then.Well, that's the plan unless a spontaneous coke binge interferes.

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Sienna Miller, Nude, Kisses Balthazar Getty

It didn't take long for Sienna Miller to get past ex-boyfriend Rhys Ifans.

The promiscuous Brit was recently spotted laying a smooch on new boy toy, Balthazar Getty. And she wasn't wearing any clothing while doing it!

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The Jamie Lynn Spears Baby Rap!

The Jamie Lynn Spears Baby Rap!

Ding dang and yee-haw! Fresh off cranking out Maddie Briann Aldridge, a sexed-up Jamie Lynn Spears impersonator drops some phat beats - and some knowledge - on our domes in a spirited explanation of where babies come from, y'all.Peep the video below, which is strange and a little disturbing but still pretty funny, for some amazing insight including Britney Spears shoutouts, Juno quotes and (obviously) a horny Jamie Lynn Spears riding a giant sperm - hard.

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The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 38

Welcome, celebrity gossip fans and readers, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, a fun Friday afternoon tradition here at our site.

This week's Caption Contest, featuring troubled baseball star Alex Rodriguez, was certainly a good one. The winner this week? Bobby J.

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