Victoria Beckham's Boobs Require Own Area Code
Look, we're not ones to focus on celebrity cleavage. Really, we're not. Sometimes, Elizabeth Hurley just puts it out there, begging us to make a comment. So we oblige.
Or a Jessica Simpson picture will be such a close-up of her bosom buddies that we're afraid her crazy father will beat us up if we refrain from making a comment on them.