Jersey Shore Recap: Why is the Ocean Salty?!

Jersey Shore Recap: Why is the Ocean Salty?!

Snooki met a new juicehead, Pauly D made amends with his stalker, Ronnie bled out of a major orifice and broke up with Sam, again, on last night's Jersey Shore.

Perhaps most notable, though, was Snooki's marine biology expertise. Thanks to Nicole Polizzi, we now know why the ocean is salty. Nasty whale sperm, obvi.

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Howard Stern to David Letterman: How Horrible is Jay Leno?!?

Howard Stern to David Letterman: How Horrible is Jay Leno?!?

Howard Stern appeared on The Late Show with David Letterman last night and stayed true to a vow he made earlier in the day:

The radio host simply went off on Jay Leno. Saying he follows the late night talk show wars like "The Torah," Stern referred to The Tonight Show host as someone "horrible" with "no talent."

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Water for Elephants Movie Poster: Unveiled!

Water for Elephants Movie Poster: Unveiled!

Brace yourself for a shot of Robert Pattinson embracing someone not named Kristen Stewart...

The actor stands across from Reese Witherspoon in the official poster for Water for Elephants, which was released this week and which teases the upcoming. It's based on the best-selling novel, focuses on life at a circus and hits theaters on April 22.

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