Ivanka Trump: One Little Coup Attempt is Not Gonna Stop Me From Being President Someday!

Ivanka Trump: I WILL Be the First Female President!

These days, Donald Trump has about as many powerful allies as that German fella did when he tied the knot with his actress girlfriend in that bunker.

Former bootlickers like Michael Cohen and Anthony Scaramucci jumped ship long ago, and now the president has even managed to alienate Mike Pence and Mitch McConnell, who recently downgraded Trump's status from "useful idiot" to just plain idiot.

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Jessa Duggar: I'm Finally a Minister's Wife!

Jessa Duggar: I'm Finally a Minister's Wife!

Well, it looks like this is a very big week for Jessa Duggar.

Not only did her chronically-unemployed husband, Ben Seewald, finally get a job, he chose one of the few professions that Jim Bob Duggar actually approves of!

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David Eason: America Is Racist Against White People!

David Eason: America Is Racist Against White People!

Folks, there are "hot takes," and then there's the absolutely bonkers nonsense that David Eason has been known to spew online.

Sure, expressing a controversial opinion on the internet is a good way to get attention and spark a heated argument, and as someone who's been unemployed for over two years, Eason is probably pretty bored.

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