Andy Roddick to Retire from Tennis

Andy Roddick to Retire from Tennis

Andy Roddick announced this afternoon at a press conference that he will retire from professional tennis after this year's U.S. Open, which is currently underway in New York City.

Asked why he's calling it quits, Roddick simply pointed to a gallery of Brooklyn Decker photos and reminded reporters that stepping away will allow him to spend more time with his wife.

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Tanning Mom: Kicked Out of Own Roast By Drag Queens

Tanning Mom: Kicked Out of Own Roast By Drag Queens

Tanning Mom Patricia Krentcil was removed from a roast in her honor Wednesday at a New York bar after she was so drunk she couldn't stand up.

The Nutley, N.J. native "showed up for the red carpet and fell over,” at Hell’s Kitchen's XL Club, a witness said, according to the New York Post.

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Legitimate Rape Birth Control Ad: New & Improved Way to Shut This Whole Thing Down!

Legitimate Rape Birth Control Ad: New & Improved Way to Shut This Whole Thing Down!

Legitimate rape. It's become quite a phenomenon of late, and is potentially a great form of birth control, as imagined in this hilarious viral ad ridiculing the recent comments of Republican Congressman and U.S. Senate candidate Todd Akin.

Basically, if you're suffering from Sexually Liberated Uterine Tendencies (SLUT), there's a treatment that can satisfy your carnal urges AND help you not get pregnant.

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