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Friday, February 04, 2005

Jiblets: AMI: We didn’t know disfigurements aren’t funny

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J Maggie Gallagher wants you to know she didn’t intentionally hide her work for the government. She didn’t know she should disclose her Department of Health and Human Services brochures and presentation, because, you know, she’s an expert in that field and that’s what experts do. And entertainment writers – experts in the field of soothing celebrity egos – are also not responsible for disclosing complimentary coke at the after party.

J The Weekly World News issued an apology after printing a “Top 10 Ugliest People” list, which included a police officer who was left disfigured after a fire. Leave it to American Media to operate respectable publications.

J Speaking of damaged AMI reputations, Bonnie Fuller called in political consultant Howard Wolfson to help repair her image. With her contract with AMI in its second year, she hopes potential suitors won’t mistake her for the conniving bitch the New York Post purports her to be.

J With so many of the Super Bowl’s advertisers also using paid search services, companies like Google are finally getting some respect from the NYT‘s Technology section. It only took a $55 billion market cap to finally rid itself of the Rodney Dangerfield curse.

J Mediabistro’s FishbowlNY gossip blog finally comes with RSS, so we’re hoping the fine folks at (insert every website in the whole Internet here) shut up. We’re still more inclined to come with an 8-inch dildo, but now that RSS here, none of that matters.

J Oscar.com, the online home of the Academy Awards, is “tapping into the zeitgeist” and will begin publishing a blog. It will not, however, make the televised awards ceremony any more bearable.


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