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Jiblets: Lindsay Lohan is ‘Jesse’s Girl’ / Jossip

Thu / 05 May 2005
Jiblets: Lindsay Lohan is ‘Jesse’s Girl’

Today’s been a pretty slow gossip day – well, unless you’re still masturbating to Paula Abdul and Pat O’Brien – but otherwise it’s been a pretty slow gossip day.

A warm welcome to all of our new MSNBC fans and those searching for Pat O’Brien’s voicemails (which we’ve got right here for you, kiddies). For such a slow day in other people’s lives, this may very well be our highest visitor traffic day. Keep ’em coming! Our advertisers love you.

· Lindsay Lohan makes her encore drunk-on-stage performance at the Roxy in L.A., singing “Jesse’s Girl” with Jesse Metcalfe. Meanwhile, Metcalfe’s fling of last week, Tara Reid, has moved on to Tommy Lee.

· Complex editor (and FHM U.S. founding editor) Jimmy Jellinek has taken over the top job at Stuff from Mike Hammer, which forces the means “FHM‘s launch team now helm four men???s mags: Jellinek at Stuff, Ed Needham at Maxim, Tony Romando at Sync, and Scott Gramling at FHM.” Now if three’s a trend, what’s four? World domination?

· M.S.-sufferer Montell William‘s super-shiny head just became so much more barable now that he’s lobbying Capitol Hill to legalize medical marijuana.

· Even Hollywooders are calling Toby Maguire fat. Right when he he walked away from greeting Jessica Alba after the Coldplay concert in Vegas, she turned to friends and exclaimed, “He’s fucking huge!”

· Designer Karl Lagerfeld will make a cameo in this week’s Saturday Night Live, taking part in a Maya Rudolph-as-Donatella Versace skit. Please, please, invite Naomi Campbell.

· Jim Jazwiecki reveals working at is anything but sexy. Apparently that also makes him qualified to hand out job advice.

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