Britney's life isn't 'Chaotic,' it's boring

Britney’s life isn’t ‘Chaotic,’ it’s boring / Jossip

Wed / 18 May 2005

Britney’s life isn’t ‘Chaotic,’ it’s boring

The reviews are in from last night’s premiere of Britney & Kevin: Chaotic, and it’s pretty clear what the media thought.

“Britney’s ‘Chaotic’ stinker”
New York Daily News

“‘Chaotic’ shows desperate Spears using stale script”
Boston Globe

“Yep, Britney, we can handle the truth”
MSNBC

“Life just got more ‘Chaotic’ for Britney”
USA Today

“Britney’s Home Video: Plumbing The Depths”
Washington Post

Kudos to WaPo, which stetched a little further for their headline.

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