We haven’t said much (read: anything) about Viacom‘s plan to break up because we’re pretty sure, somehow, Sumner Redstone owns us. And really, who likes being fired? Hey, Daniel Okrent doesn’t count!
It looks like Tom Freston is going to get all the fun properties, while Les gets boring divisions like outdoor advertising. Though that may bring us one step closer to working alongside Moonves, as we peed on a Viacom billboard pole once (or six times).