Lloyd Grove: No more Paris Hilton for me

Lloyd Grove: No more Paris Hilton for me

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We’ve never been a fan of New Year’s resolutions, but a moratorium on all things Paris Hilton? Now that’s just crazy talk! But for suddenly-in-possession-of-a-conscious Lloyd Grove, that’s exactly what he’s done. In today’s Lowdown, he outlines everything that’s wrong with Paris Hilton (well, not everything, the NYDN only gives him so many column inches), and makes a Today show promise he will never revisit her antics – unless “she discovers a cure for cancer, wins the Nobel Peace Prize, [or] launches herself into outer space.” Or, like, records a sex tape with her sister.

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