Britney Spears marries Kevin Federline
» More Celebs
Oh. Dear. God. She did it again – and we’re not even trying to make some lame lyrical spoof joke. Perhaps that whole overused “oops” dek can finally receive its obituary.
In a secret ceremony held at a private home – rumored to be the tuxedo maker’s – in Studio City, Britney Spears entered into her second marriage in nine months with facial hair-challenged fiance Kevin Federline. The Spears family fooled guests by pretending it was an engagement party and, ohmigosh, that Jamie-Lynn wanted to surprise her big sister by dying her hair back to its original brown (from black).
The only reason we’re still breathing is knowing, in the end, Britney forced Kevin to sign a pre-nup. (Photo via Stereogum)