Claire Danes Reportedly Cheated On Her Cheating Boyfrriend With A Gay Guy

It’s early Wednesday morning, and already rumors are swirling that Claire Danes cheated on boyfriend/actor Billy Crudup a week before the couple officially split. (The two, as we all know, have been together for the past three years now, ever since Crudup ditched his then-7-months-preggers girlfriend, Mary-Louise Parker, to shack up with the My So-Called Life star).

Well, we’re not exactly crying for Crudup with this breaking development, but apparently Danes scores double points for nailing someone who plays for “the other team.” Her partner in crime has been identified as British actor Hugh “Nancy” Dancy, who witnesses pegged as an equal-opportunity flirt:

According to the source, they shared a bed “with the door two feet ajar, and everybody listening” in his suite at the swanky hotel where the cast was staying while filming “Evening” in Newport, R.I.

But horny Hugh didn’t limit his attention to the ladies.

“The cast was pretty much drunk every night,” says the snitch. “Hugh also made out with [screenwriter] Michael Cunningham in the lobby.”

Plus, he was seen snogging the gay hotel manager, who lost his job.

Wow, hats off to you, Claire! Scoring an illicit hotel-room romp with known homosexual after he drunkenly made out with the now-fired hotel manager! Hope you enjoyed the fling, and we wish you the best of luck in promptly finding another new boyfriend to steal.