Bring It On

Bring It On

Or bring THEM on. But maybe don't put the penises in your ears. That's...probably not where they go.
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Ready For Her Close Up

Ready For Her Close Up

She really DOES wake up looking that fabulous...because she goes to sleep that way. You know, just in case she gets arrested in the middle of the night.
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Liar Liar Pants on Fire

Liar Liar Pants on Fire

He's a lying liar who lies, right Tamra? Right. He totally is. Because Tamra said so.
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Lazy

Lazy

Hmmm, who might Tamra be insulting here? Could be absolutely anybody.
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Jugs for Jesus

Jugs for Jesus

This is probably the best Tamra Barney insult in the history of insults anywhere ever.
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Jealousy

Jealousy

We're sure it's just green with envy, right? (See also: Gross. AND HILARIOUS.)
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I Deserve It

I Deserve It

You totally do, Tamra Barney Judge. Whatever IT is.
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Drag Queen

Drag Queen

Who are you talking about Tamra? There are so many options here.
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Probably a B*tch

Probably a B*tch

She's PROBABLY a bitch. Not definitely. Just probably. Maybe.
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Immaculate Conception

Immaculate Conception

Or, well, you know, not so immaculate considering Tamra's take on how a-holes are born.
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Blame It On The

Blame It On The

Ah ah ah ah alcohol...and if you're a Housewife, there's a good chance the alcohol is to blame.
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RHOC Wife

RHOC Wife

Tamra Barney is a Real Housewife of Orange County. A certifiable one.
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