Michael Lohan Really Sucks!

Michael Lohan Really Sucks!

Michael Lohan is Lindsay Lohan's father. This helps explain a lot about why Lindsay is the way she is.
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Michael and Dina Lohan on Steve Harvey

Michael and Dina Lohan on Steve Harvey

Michael and Dina Lohan appeared as guests on The Steve Harvey Show.
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Michael Lohan Mug Shot (December 2015)

Michael Lohan Mug Shot (December 2015)

Michael Lohan's latest mug shot, December 2015. He got popped for battery. Raise your hand if you're surprised.
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Kate Major and Michael Lohan Photo

Kate Major and Michael Lohan Photo

Kate Major and Michael Lohan have two children together. We send our prayers to these poor, poor kids.
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Michael Lohan Sucks

Michael Lohan Sucks

Michael Lohan is pretty much as awful as it gets. It's unclear why media outlets give him attention.
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Michael Lohan Interview Photo

Michael Lohan Interview Photo

Michael Lohan, surrounded by reporters and cameras? He's in heaven!
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Mike Lohan Photograph

Mike Lohan Photograph

Good ol' Michael Lohan. What a nut.
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Mi-Lo Photograph

Mi-Lo Photograph

Michael Lohan. Ready to throw it down and mix it up as always.
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Mi-Lo Picture

Mi-Lo Picture

Michael Lohan smiles in this picture and looks like your All-American dad. Yeah right.
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Michael Lohan Interview Pic

Michael Lohan Interview Pic

Michael Lohan has no problem talking to the press. It's what he lives for, really.
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Kate Major with Michael Lohan

Kate Major with Michael Lohan

Kate Major and Michael Lohan make for one effed up couple. And reports stated in July 2012 that she was knocked up with his child.
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Good Ol' Michael Lohan

Good Ol' Michael Lohan

Michael Lohan. One of the great characters.
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Michael Lohan Biography

Lohan, Michael
It's a close race between Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin for the world's worst celebrity father. In terms of making the argument for... More »
Full Name
Michael Lohan

Michael Lohan Quotes

Just like the [topless] Marilyn Monroe spread, Linds is my daughter and there are just some things a father doesn't want to see or hear, regardless of whether they are true or false.

Michael Lohan [on daughter dating Samanta Ronson]

Michael Lohan: Maybe her mother's life revolves around the tabloids and reports, but mine doesn't. I am into setting a good example and doing good things that don't deceive or exploit my kids. But I will say this: While we were a family, you never even saw or heard a negative thing about any of us.