Does the Carpet Match the Drapes?

Does the Carpet Match the Drapes?

Does the carpet match the drapes, if you know what we're saying? Only a few hundred men, plus Courtenay Semel and Samantha Ronson, have ever found out.
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Rock Bottom?

Rock Bottom?

This magazine claims that Lindsay Lohan has hit rock bottom. We have a feeling she can, and will, fall a lot farther.
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WTF

WTF

Lindsay Lohan doesn't seem to know what's going on here. Or usually. The expression on her face is so like WTF!
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Lindsay the Designer

Lindsay the Designer

Lindsay Lohan just wants a steady job. Like so many other people in this country, the poor girl can't catch a break.
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Partied Out

Partied Out

Lindsay Lohan looks all partied out in this picture. Oh well, it happens. Poor thing gets hammered a lot.
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Fire Crotch Pic

Fire Crotch Pic

Lindsay Lohan is one fiery crotch. Not that we object to this in the least, we're just calling it like we see it.
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Lindsay Picture

Lindsay Picture

A French fashion house has named Lindsay Lohan as its "artistic advisor." It must be seeking advice on a line for anorexic drug addicts.
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Waif Photo

Waif Photo

Lindsay Lohan is looking more and more waifish by the day. There is really no telling what to expect from this ho.
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Probed

Probed

Lindsay Lohan gets probed quite often. Seriously. Girl is involved in all sorts of weird jewel heists and stuff like that.
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Lindsay and Sam Picture

Lindsay and Sam Picture

Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan are seen here in happier times. Or the closest thing to it that they know of.
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A Gross Kiss

A Gross Kiss

Yech! Take your kiss back, Linday Lohan. We don't wanna have to take another shower today.
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Anorexic, Coked-Up Chick

Anorexic, Coked-Up Chick

Seriously, that is what Lindsay Lohan looks like these days. It is far, far from a pretty sight.
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Lindsay Lohan Biography

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Lindsay Lohan is a troubled actress that hasn't starred in a mainstream movie in years. The star has been arrested for drug possession... More »
Born
Birthplace
New York City
Full Name
Lindsay Dee Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Quotes

Tell him he's f*cking amazing, and I want to meet him.

Lindsay Lohan [on Michael Phelps]

I just want to live a happy, healthy year and continue on the path I've been on and be with the person I care about and my family.

Lindsay Lohan