Us Weekly, that is. Not us, as in our staff. Although that could happen... her wedding to Spencer Pratt is apparently off... if you believe anything these two say at face value. Which we most certainly do not. Entertaining, though!
The Heidi Montag Maxim cover... it's hot that hot, but it is topless and damn near nude. It's enough to get a lawyer in trouble if he's caught looking at it. Right, Kevin Eddinger? Todd Paris? You guys clear on this?