Poor Ali Lohan

Poor Ali Lohan

Seriously. This girl has the three worst role models on the planet in Michael, Dina and Lindsay. We're surprised she's even lived to 15.
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Just Grocery Shopping

Just Grocery Shopping

Ali Lohan carts all sorts of fun goodies over to Samantha Ronson's place where she, Sam and Lindsay will have a slumber party. Oh, to be 15 and innocent.
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15 Going on 30

15 Going on 30

Ali Lohan is emulating her sister Lindsay, a true role model. We give it 12 months until she's in rehab for the first time.
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Sad Pictorial

Sad Pictorial

Doesn't Ali Lohan look like she's gonna cry in this picture? We don't even blame her for doing so. Girl is 14 years old. What is she doing dressed like this in Times Square?!?
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Lindsay's Sister

Lindsay's Sister

Ali Lohan looks absolutely miserable during this photo shoot, doesn't she? Maybe she ought to re-think that plan to become famous.
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Times Square Photo Shoot

Times Square Photo Shoot

Ali Lohan shows off the back of her hand to some unlucky citizen of New York City. The young, aspiring famous person posed for a few photos during a winter day in New York City.
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Frigid Pose

Frigid Pose

During a frigid days in New York City, Ali Lohan poses for a few photos in Times Square. Way to look out for your child's health, Dina Lohan!
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The Younger Lohan

The Younger Lohan

Smile, Ali Lohan! Maybe it's just us, but we thought most photo shoots were meant to be happy occasions.
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Grumpy Photo Shoot

Grumpy Photo Shoot

Ali Lohan tries to pose for a photo shoot in Times Square. Seriously, someone her age ought to be home playing video games.
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In Deep Thought

In Deep Thought

Ali Lohan thinks long and hard about a purchase. Just go ahead and make it. Your eventual sex tape will pay for everything anyway.
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Lindsay and Ali Lohan Photo

Lindsay and Ali Lohan Photo

Wow. Don't Lindsay and Ali Lohan look absolutely thrilled to be side by side in this picture? Think they said a word to each other all day?
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Lousy Lohans

Lousy Lohans

Lindsay Lohan pays for a few items, while sister Ali texts away in this photo. Don't you just wish this store would blow up right about now?
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Ali Lohan Biography

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Ali Lohan is Lindsay Lohan's younger sister, and the youngest daughter of Michael and Dina Lohan. Pray for her. Seriously. Ali Lohan is... More »
Born
Full Name
Ali Lohan

Ali Lohan Quotes

I grew up watching Lindsay. It made me want to do what she does.

Ali Lohan

My mom is just a regular mom trying to help her kids follow their dreams.

Ali Lohan [on terrible mom, Dina]