Eloped!

Eloped!

Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick are married. Didn't you know that? It says so right in this headline.
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Revenge Romance!

Revenge Romance!

Kourtney Kardashian enjoyed a revenge romance against Scott Disick. At least according to this tabloid headline, which means it must be true.
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Teen Mom Crises

Teen Mom Crises

Farrah Abraham and Amber Portwood know a thing or two about crises. The Teen Mom stars' struggles are chronicled here.
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Drug-Dealer Tell-All

Drug-Dealer Tell-All

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are going to be at the center of a firestorm over her drug dealer's (fake) comments here! Hold on to your hats!
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Married Gaga?

Married Gaga?

Don't think so. Lady Gaga has not tied the knot, despite what these magazines would have you believe.
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A Broken Home

A Broken Home

Or so Star would have you believe anyway. TomKat news never seems to get old.
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Jennifer Grey Cover

Jennifer Grey Cover

Jennifer Grey on the cover of Us Weekly, looking gorgeous. Who are you rooting for on Dancing With the Stars? Her?
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SNOOOOOOZE

SNOOOOOOZE

Seriously, In Touch. Step up your game, we've heard it all before.
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Jen Back With John!

Jen Back With John!

You've heard it before, and it probably wasn't true then either, but why let that stop you! Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are supposedly back on! Woo hoo!
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Breaking Ashton News!

Breaking Ashton News!

Bristol Palin got a boob job and Ashton Kutcher cheated on Demi Moore. Those stories are featured on this Star Magazine cover.
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Heidi Montag Falls Apart

Heidi Montag Falls Apart

Heidi Montag's breast implants are literally on the verge of collapse. Well, at least if you believe this hilarious cover.
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Secret Jersey Shore Fights

Secret Jersey Shore Fights

This magazine cover promises the details on secret Jersey Shore fights. How anything on that show could be called secret, we have no clue. But whatever works, Us.
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