A Dedicated Caller

A Dedicated Caller

Nothing will get in the way of a Paris Hilton cell phone call! Driving safety be damned!
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Placing a Call

Placing a Call

Hi, this is Paris Hilton. I'm looking for a gift for myself. What do you make that will satisfy the spoiled and the skanky?
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Jay Walker

Jay Walker

Paris Hilton is totally crossing this street illegally. Does she wanna go back to prison?!?
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Santa's Baby

Santa's Baby

Can you make out what it says on Paris Hilton's tanktop? Santa Baby. Gosh, we hope that isn't true.
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Paris Shops

Paris Shops

We don't know who Paris Hilton is shopping for in this photo. But we do know what he or she will be receiving: some seriously trashy lingerie.
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A Trashy Shopper

A Trashy Shopper

When Paris Hilton goes Christmas shopping, she knows exactly what she wants: something trashy. Anything trashy, really.
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