Call Ken Paves!

Call Ken Paves!

Actually, Ken has probably shot himself already having seen these pics of Jessica Simpson in January 2009. R.I.P., Ken. R.I.P.
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Worst Jessica Simpson Fashion Ever

Worst Jessica Simpson Fashion Ever

Jessica Simpson's fashion sense is almost as terrible as her singing. ALMOST.
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Jessica Looking Terrible

Jessica Looking Terrible

Seriously ... what the eff is that outfit.
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Badonkadonk

Badonkadonk

Jessica Simpson's rear end has grown mightily in recent months. Its application for its own ZIP code is pending with the USPS we heard.
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GIVE ME FOOD!

GIVE ME FOOD!

Sorry to put it in such harsh words, but Jessica Simpson is looking like crap these days. Her music could be described similarly.
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Shaking That Thing

Shaking That Thing

Jessica Simpson is large, in charge and shakin' that ass for all to see. You gotta love her new, full figure.
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Worst Jessica Simpson Picture Ever

Worst Jessica Simpson Picture Ever

Remember when Jessica Simpson used to look good? Ah, the good ol' days of Bill Clinton's presidency.
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Not Thin Jessica Simpson

Not Thin Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson's enormous. Okay, that's an exaggeration. But come on, peeps ... girl's badonkadonk ain't small either.
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Jessica Simpson: Big

Jessica Simpson: Big

Seriously folks. Jessica Simpson is not small.
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Mom Jeans in Effect!

Mom Jeans in Effect!

Jessica Simpson looks like your typical 40-something Texas mom. What a great look for her.
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Eat Some More Salad

Eat Some More Salad

Jessica Simpson might want to consider that. We're not trying to be harsh, but come on. We're just calling it like we see it.
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Large and In Charge

Large and In Charge

Jessica Simpson is not small.
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