Not Thin Jessica Simpson

Not Thin Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson's enormous. Okay, that's an exaggeration. But come on, peeps ... girl's badonkadonk ain't small either.
Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Worst Jessica Simpson Picture Ever

Worst Jessica Simpson Picture Ever

Remember when Jessica Simpson used to look good? Ah, the good ol' days of Bill Clinton's presidency.
Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Roarrrrrr!!!

Roarrrrrr!!!

Jessica Simpson is looking like a bit of a behemoth in this photo. Sorry, we call it like we see it up in here.
Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Jessica Simpson: Not Thin!

Jessica Simpson: Not Thin!

Jessica Simpson is large and in charge at a Florida concert. Holy mother of --
Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Terrible Singer

Terrible Singer

Jessica Simpson is as bad as it gets - and we're not only referring to her music, but her clothes, as well!
Rating: 3.9 / 5.0
Look at Ma Hair Y'all!

Look at Ma Hair Y'all!

Jessica Simpson looks rough as hell at some Chili Cookoff Concert thing.
Rating: 3.8 / 5.0
Jessica Looking Terrible

Jessica Looking Terrible

Seriously ... what the eff is that outfit.
Rating: 3.7 / 5.0
Double Belted

Double Belted

The way Jessica Simpson is going, Tony Romo had better double bag it. You don't want to procreate with this, trust us.
Rating: 3.4 / 5.0