Shaking That Thing

Shaking That Thing

Jessica Simpson is large, in charge and shakin' that ass for all to see. You gotta love her new, full figure.
Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Packin' on Pounds

Packin' on Pounds

Jessica Simpson sure has looked better. Hey, at least it's keeping her in the news and people are sympathetic to her! Publicity ploy, perhaps?
Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
Jessica Simpson: Big

Jessica Simpson: Big

Seriously folks. Jessica Simpson is not small.
Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Jessica Simpson: Full Figured

Jessica Simpson: Full Figured

Jessica Simpson is not thin. But you would probably still go there, admit it. Right?
Rating: 4.4 / 5.0
Large and In Charge

Large and In Charge

Jessica Simpson is not small.
Rating: 4.4 / 5.0
Worst Jessica Simpson Fashion Ever

Worst Jessica Simpson Fashion Ever

Jessica Simpson's fashion sense is almost as terrible as her singing. ALMOST.
Rating: 4.4 / 5.0
Mom Jeans in Effect!

Mom Jeans in Effect!

Jessica Simpson looks like your typical 40-something Texas mom. What a great look for her.
Rating: 4.4 / 5.0
Call Ken Paves!

Call Ken Paves!

Actually, Ken has probably shot himself already having seen these pics of Jessica Simpson in January 2009. R.I.P., Ken. R.I.P.
Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
GIVE ME FOOD!

GIVE ME FOOD!

Sorry to put it in such harsh words, but Jessica Simpson is looking like crap these days. Her music could be described similarly.
Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Badonkadonk

Badonkadonk

Jessica Simpson's rear end has grown mightily in recent months. Its application for its own ZIP code is pending with the USPS we heard.
Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Eat Some More Salad

Eat Some More Salad

Jessica Simpson might want to consider that. We're not trying to be harsh, but come on. We're just calling it like we see it.
Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Gigantic Chest

Gigantic Chest

Seriously... normally that's a good thing, but not in the case of these Jessica Simpson photos. Girl is ballooning out hard core.
Rating: 4.3 / 5.0