Packin' on Pounds

Packin' on Pounds

Jessica Simpson sure has looked better. Hey, at least it's keeping her in the news and people are sympathetic to her! Publicity ploy, perhaps?
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Not Thin Jessica Simpson

Not Thin Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson's enormous. Okay, that's an exaggeration. But come on, peeps ... girl's badonkadonk ain't small either.
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Shaking That Thing

Shaking That Thing

Jessica Simpson is large, in charge and shakin' that ass for all to see. You gotta love her new, full figure.
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Worst Jessica Simpson Picture Ever

Worst Jessica Simpson Picture Ever

Remember when Jessica Simpson used to look good? Ah, the good ol' days of Bill Clinton's presidency.
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Jessica Simpson: Full Figured

Jessica Simpson: Full Figured

Jessica Simpson is not thin. But you would probably still go there, admit it. Right?
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Jessica Simpson: Big

Jessica Simpson: Big

Seriously folks. Jessica Simpson is not small.
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Badonkadonk

Badonkadonk

Jessica Simpson's rear end has grown mightily in recent months. Its application for its own ZIP code is pending with the USPS we heard.
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GIVE ME FOOD!

GIVE ME FOOD!

Sorry to put it in such harsh words, but Jessica Simpson is looking like crap these days. Her music could be described similarly.
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Roarrrrrr!!!

Roarrrrrr!!!

Jessica Simpson is looking like a bit of a behemoth in this photo. Sorry, we call it like we see it up in here.
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Call Ken Paves!

Call Ken Paves!

Actually, Ken has probably shot himself already having seen these pics of Jessica Simpson in January 2009. R.I.P., Ken. R.I.P.
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Double Belted

Double Belted

The way Jessica Simpson is going, Tony Romo had better double bag it. You don't want to procreate with this, trust us.
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Jessica Looking Terrible

Jessica Looking Terrible

Seriously ... what the eff is that outfit.
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