Heidi Montag: Nailed

Heidi Montag: Nailed

Yes she is ... or more accurately, anyone who messes with her will be, in a major way.
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Barbie Doll Knockoff

Barbie Doll Knockoff

Heidi Montag looks pretty terrible, we're not gonna lie. She resembles a doll more than a human these days.
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Plastic Pairing

Plastic Pairing

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag suck so hard, but man, they are great for raw entertainment value. You simply cannot put a price on their worth to the celeb gossip world ... though they probably would.
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Pimp and Ho

Pimp and Ho

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag could be described in no better way. How else could one do justice to this terrible twosome.
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PURE Evil

PURE Evil

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are straight up shameless, but hey, if it works for them, who are we to complain? We need SOMETHING to talk about!
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Speidi Sucking

Speidi Sucking

Speidi (Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag) could not suck any more if it collectively tried. Well, actually, we would not put it past them.
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Heidi Montag Side Boobage

Heidi Montag Side Boobage

Nice angle of this picture - not a very flattering subject, though. Heidi Montag does not really do it for us. We prefer girls to dolls.
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Fake Hills

Fake Hills

Heidi Montag's boobs are as fake as The Hills itself. There is little real about her anymore - except her bank account. That is big.
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Heidi Leads the Way

Heidi Leads the Way

Heidi Montag leads Spencer Pratt to PURE nighclub. Where else would they be on Valentine's Day?
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Heidi Montag in Pink

Heidi Montag in Pink

Heidi Montag wears a pink dress and looks damn fine we might add. Too bad all those parts are plastic. Ah well.
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Heidi Montag Blowing

Heidi Montag Blowing

She's used to this, if you know what we mean. We mean she poses for a heck of a lot of pics and blows kisses to photographers.
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