2009 Teen Choice Awards Photos

Zoned Out Britney

Britney Spears frequently wears this glassy-eyed, glazed-over, deer-in-the-headlights expression. It's likely all the meds.

Added: August 12, 2009

Boyeeee

Jayden James is channeling his inner K-Fed at an awfully early edge. At least it would appear so.

Added: August 12, 2009

Sean Preston and Jayden James Pic

Sean Preston and Jayden James Federline are the offspring of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline, conceived during their brief marriage. Those boys sure are cute, at least.

Added: August 12, 2009

Britney and JJ Picture

Britney Spears and Jayden James Federline. Together at last.

Added: August 12, 2009

Kourtney K. Picture

Kourtney Kardashian is moving to Miami with her sister. The two of them are starring in a pathetic new reality show.

Added: August 11, 2009

Classic R Patt

This is your basic (gorgeous!) Robert Pattinson picture: check out the messy hair, the unshaven face, the sly smile. Hot!

Added: August 10, 2009

Short-Haired Kristen

Kristen Stewart showed up at the Teen Choice Awards with the same haircut she's sporting for The Runaways. In the movie, she plays Joan Jett.

Added: August 10, 2009

Cute Ashley Greene

Ashley Greene is a cute girl. This Twilight and New Moon star plays Alice Cullen in the films, and may be playing Chace Crawford's girlfriend in real life!

Added: August 10, 2009

A Chace Crawford Photograph

The Teen Choice Awards Choice TV Actor is this Gossip Girl star. And what a worthy star he is for that honor.

Added: August 10, 2009

It is Britney, Bitch

And she is back and better than ever. The Teen Choice Awards without her would be like ... really crappy. That's what they would be like.

Added: August 10, 2009

Good-Looking Greene

Ashley Greene strikes a red carpet pose during the 2009 Teen Choice Awards. As you might expect, her and her Twilight co-stars cleaned up at the ceremony.

Added: August 10, 2009