Donald Trump Retweets Clip of Him Hitting Hillary Clinton With Golf Ball

Donald Trump Somehow Hits a New Low on Twitter

Hey, remember the 2016 election? Sure you do.

Even if you were somehow able to forget that you've lived every day since November 8 in some sort of Orwellian hellscape where up is down, black is white, and hamburgers eat people, the principal players still bear the psychic scars of their electoral combat, and they will not let you forget it for a single second.

Posted in: Hillary Clinton
Ted Cruz "Likes" Incest Porn on Twitter; Internet Has a Field Day

Ted Cruz "Likes" Incest Porn on Twitter; Internet Has a Field Day

If you've followed the career of Ted Cruz, you know that the Texas senator is a hard-line conservative who might also be the Zodiac Killer.

Cruz is nothing if not passionate about his work, but legislating away the right of poor people to exist and sending encoded descriptions of your latest murder to Bay Area media outlets can take a toll on even the most diligent weasel demon.

Posted in: Ted Cruz
Derick Dillard Continues to Attack Jazz Jennings on Social Media: Is This the End of Counting On?!

Derick Dillard Continues to Attack Jazz Jennings on Social Media

Derick Dillard is in the midst of the most high-profile Duggar family scandal since Josh Duggar's sex crimes came to light, but it doesn't look like he'll be issuing an apology and retreating from public life anytime soon.

In fact, Derick appears to be doubling down on his controversial stance, much to the chagrin of the LGBT community and those who are simply of the opinion that grown men shouldn't harass teenage girls on social media.

Posted in: Derick Dillard

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