True Tori

Tori Spelling may now say she has the best marriage ever to Dean McDermott, but it wasn't always that way.

Not even close.

The last time we checked in on reality TV's mist embarrassing couple, Tori Spelling had burned herself by falling on a grill at Benihana, while Dean McDermott presumably stood around helplessly with that famous doofy expression on his face.

Sources say Tori is recovering nicely and the incident wasn't as bad as the tabloids (Read: Tori and Dean's publicists) made it out to be.

We have pretty low expectations when it comes to Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott. As a general rule, everything they do is wrong and terrible. (Watch True Tori online if you don't believe us.)

So it's actually a nice change of pace that their latest actions are being debated online. For once the whole world doesn't agree that Tori and Dean are total F-ups. Some folks are actually on their side! Progress!

It was one year ago this week that Dean McDermott checked into rehab for sex, drug, and alcohol addiction. 

The program worked, and if you watch True Tori online, you know that these days Dean's only addictions are drama, easy money, and the spotlight.

Mary Jo Eustace, having just gotten to know Tori Spelling better than ever on Season 2 of Lifetime's True Tori, did not come away with the best impression, per se.

In fact, she paints a disturbing picture of Spelling's life behind closed doors.

True Tori Season 2 Episode 8 marked the second season finale of this train wreck of a Lifetime reality show, and in the course of the hour, Tori was hospitalized.

What landed her there? How did Dean McDermott react? What epic fight concluded the season, and where did it leave the embattled couple going forward?

Tori Spelling has had QUITE a year. In fact, the one-year anniversary of Dean McDermott cheating with Emily Goodhand last winter is nearly upon us.

Ah, memories.

True Tori may be one of the most unsettling reality shows to ever make it to air. Heck, aside from maybe the Kennedy assassination, it might be the most unsettling thing ever filmed.

Of course, Tori's gone on record as saying she hopes fans watch True Tori instead of getting their news from tabloids. 

Tori Spelling says that her reality show is cathartic and jarringly real, and to understand her situation, you should watch True Tori online, not read the tabloids.

Tori Spelling says she would definitely continue her reality show even without Dean McDermott participating, because there is much more sTori to tell.

Tuesday night on an emotional True Tori Season 2 Episode 7, Tori Spelling faced her biggest decision to date, while Dean began to break down mentally.

We know. That's basically the synopsis for every episode ever.

Will the show go on?

Despite Dean McDermott recently telling Dr. Oz that he's not quitting his family's ridiculously scripted reality series, Tori Spelling appeared today on The Meredith Vieira Show and confirmed the opposite.

Last night's True Tori Season 2 Episode 6 saw the perpetually embattled Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott desperate to move on from the tumult of the past.

Could they actually accomplish that? Or would they keep running into the same old obstacles - and/or new stumbling blocks - that derailed their potential progress?

The nauseating roller coaster that is Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott's marriage has thrown us for another loop today.

Just last week it was reported that Tori had filed for divorce - a move that completely blindsided her philandering husband, Dean McDermott.

Earlier today, we learned that Tori Spelling may have filed for divorce from Dean McDermott without McDermott's knowledge.

Many wondered what could have possibly driven Tori to such drastic action after all that she's done to save her marriage.

Will they make it or won't they? That's the question swirling around Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott for a year now following his infamous extramarital fling.

While she's gushed about him and put on a united front on Today, and printed up a happy Christmas card, a new report says things are very much up in the air.

Just when you think it can't possibly get any more obviously scripted, cringe-inducing or downright bizarre, True Tori manages to outdo itself on Lifetime.

It's almost impressive. Almost.

Tuesday night on Lifetime's True Tori Season 2 Episode 5, Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott found themselves at odds about a number of things.

Knock us over with a feather, we know. Absolutely jarring.

Tori Spelling has openly admitted that she had to be hospitalized recently, but now she's delving into the real reason why (or why she claims) she checked in.

Was it a nervous breakdown, as widely reported? Yes ... and no.

Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott defied rumors of their imminent split, at least for the time being, putting on united front this morning in New York City.

Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott are barely speaking, according to a new report, sparking new speculation about the state of their precarious relationship.

Hitting a new low even for her, Tori Spelling reportedly invited Dean McDermott's mistress Emily Goodhand to appear on the couple's reality show True Tori.

As genres of entertainment go, reality TV caters to douchebags like no other, which makes the 23 individuals below all the more impressive and loathsome.

If you watched True Tori Season 2 Episode 4, then you know Tori Spelling had a sit-down with Dean McDermott's first wife, Mary Jo Eustace, in an effort to help her better understand her cheating husband ... and of course, ramp up drama for the show.