The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Sexting Candles

The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Sexting Candles

The Real Housewives of Miami turn on one of their own as "Sexting Candles" finds the feuds heating up and someone's love life hitting a deep freeze.

We break down all the accusations, attacks, and surprising admissions in THG's +/- recap!

Posted in: Joanna Krupa
The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Eager Beaver

The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Eager Beaver

The Real Housewives of Miami's latest episode "Eager Beaver" has me convinced that the most annoying women involved in this franchise all live in Florida.

We recap all of the bitch slapping and back stabbing in our THG +/- review.

Posted in: Joanna Krupa
The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: She Beat Me to the Tweet!

The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: She Beat Me to the Tweet!

The Real Housewives of Miami gossip, back stab, and cry "She Beat me to the Tweet!"  We break down all of the "nice nasties" in our THG +/- recap.

I have one thought when I watch this show. Miami is gorgeous. Unfortunately, I can't say the same about the women, at least not after you spend some time with them.

Posted in: Joanna Krupa
The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: A Mynt Meltdown

The Real Housewives of Miami: -5!

The Real Housewives of Miami starts off with sun and fun and palm trees and ends with "A Mynt Meltdown" and one hot mess of a night. We recap all the tears, fears and accusations in our THG +/- review.

Posted in: Joanna Krupa
The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Text, Lies, and Your Smile Is Fake

The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Text, Lies, and Your Smile Is Fake

The Real Housewives of Miami are back with "Text, Lies, and Your Smile Is Fake." We recap the odd confrontations, commitment issues, and pirate ships in THG's +/- review.

Well, fake smiles hardly seem like an issue when so many other body parts are fake on the Housewives of Miami but we'll skip over that and head right to our update.

Posted in: Joanna Krupa
The Real Housewives of Miami Season Premiere Recap: A Tale of Two Miamis

The Real Housewives of Miami Season Premiere Recap: A Tale of Two Miamis

The Real Housewives of Miami returned with a  "A Tale of Two Miamis." I'm not sure even one was necessary. but let's recap all of the plastic faces and sleazy boyfriends in our THG +/- review.

Admittedly, I never watched season one of The Real Housewives of Miami. Apparently I'm not the only one. I believe it was one of the lowest rated Housewives premieres ever. 

Posted in: Joanna Krupa
The Real Housewives of Miami: Renewed for Season 2

The Real Housewives of Miami: Renewed for Season 2

It's unclear if anyone actually watched season one, but The Real Housewives of Miami will be back, Bravo confirmed yesterday.

The lowest rated edition of this franchise has earned a second season pick-up, although only three original cast members - Marysol Patton, Lea Black and Adriana De Moura - will return when production begins next month.

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Why?!? The Real Housewives to Go on Tour

Why?!? The Real Housewives to Go on Tour

In case the fact that Snooki has 2.6 million Twitter followers is not enough to shake your faith in humanity, consider this:

Multiple cast members from the Real Housewives franchise are going on tour, asking fans to dole out their hard-earned money for reasons completely unknown. Tickets go on sale August 19 and start - start! - at $49.50.

The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: What a Bunch of Floozies!

There are very few reasons I still watch The Real Housewives Of Miami, and they all have to do with either boredom or a hiatus of better shows.

None of the women who signed up for this franchise have made an impact, other than turning us all off to Miami. While my anxiety levels are at zero for this go-round, my attention has not been caught.