The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: A Mynt Meltdown

The Real Housewives of Miami: -5!

The Real Housewives of Miami starts off with sun and fun and palm trees and ends with "A Mynt Meltdown" and one hot mess of a night. We recap all the tears, fears and accusations in our THG +/- review.

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The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Text, Lies, and Your Smile Is Fake

The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Text, Lies, and Your Smile Is Fake

The Real Housewives of Miami are back with "Text, Lies, and Your Smile Is Fake." We recap the odd confrontations, commitment issues, and pirate ships in THG's +/- review.

Well, fake smiles hardly seem like an issue when so many other body parts are fake on the Housewives of Miami but we'll skip over that and head right to our update.

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The Real Housewives of Miami Season Premiere Recap: A Tale of Two Miamis

The Real Housewives of Miami Season Premiere Recap: A Tale of Two Miamis

The Real Housewives of Miami returned with a  "A Tale of Two Miamis." I'm not sure even one was necessary. but let's recap all of the plastic faces and sleazy boyfriends in our THG +/- review.

Admittedly, I never watched season one of The Real Housewives of Miami. Apparently I'm not the only one. I believe it was one of the lowest rated Housewives premieres ever. 

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The Real Housewives of Miami: Renewed for Season 2

The Real Housewives of Miami: Renewed for Season 2

It's unclear if anyone actually watched season one, but The Real Housewives of Miami will be back, Bravo confirmed yesterday.

The lowest rated edition of this franchise has earned a second season pick-up, although only three original cast members - Marysol Patton, Lea Black and Adriana De Moura - will return when production begins next month.

Why?!? The Real Housewives to Go on Tour

Why?!? The Real Housewives to Go on Tour

In case the fact that Snooki has 2.6 million Twitter followers is not enough to shake your faith in humanity, consider this:

Multiple cast members from the Real Housewives franchise are going on tour, asking fans to dole out their hard-earned money for reasons completely unknown. Tickets go on sale August 19 and start - start! - at $49.50.

The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: What a Bunch of Floozies!

There are very few reasons I still watch The Real Housewives Of Miami, and they all have to do with either boredom or a hiatus of better shows.

None of the women who signed up for this franchise have made an impact, other than turning us all off to Miami. While my anxiety levels are at zero for this go-round, my attention has not been caught.

The Real Housewives of Miami Sneak Peek: Don't Dare Adriana DeMoura-Sidi!

The Real Housewives of Miami Sneak Peek: Don't Dare Adriana DeMoura-Sidi!

Adriana DeMoura-Sidi has an important message to send viewers on tomorrow night's premiere of The Real Housewives of Miami: I am not a trainwreck!

No, really, that's exactly what the new reality star says in the following clip. It features DeMoura-Sidi taking in a fashion show with Larsa Pippen and Cristy Rice, only to leap on the catwak after the models exit. Her reasoning?