The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: The Evil Side of the Sofa

The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: The Evil Side of the Sofa

The Real Housewives of Miami come back for the second and thankfully, the final "Reunion" show of the season because who can get enough of women dressed in sequins screeching obscenities at one another from cushy sofas?

We run down all the rehashing and rumors in THG's +/- recap!

Posted in: Joanna Krupa
The Real Housewives of Miami Recap:  Blowouts in Bimini

The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Blowouts in Bimini

The Real Housewives of Miami are "Surrounded by Hot Water" of their own making as we recap the gossip and tears in our THG +/- review.

We're back to Bimini Bay in the Bahamas and even in the rain it is gorgeous. Plus 20. If you're determined to screech at one another, it pays to have a beautiful location to do it in.

The Real Housewives of Miami Recap:  Crazy In-Laws With Keys

The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Crazy In-Laws With Keys

The Real Housewives of Miami share their families as the "Parents Fly South" to visit. We recap who was gracious and who's making their daughter-in-law's life Hell in our THG +/- review. Lea throws son RJ a birthday bash at her Star Island abode. It's become the party place and the 11 year old tells his friends they can wreck it if they want to since they really don't live there. Minus 10.

Posted in: Elaine Lancaster
The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Let the Bullying Begin!

The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Let the Bullying Begin!

The Real Housewives of Miami throw the dinner party from Hell and is it  "A Better or Bitter Place." We recap all of the tears, begging, and bullying in our THG +/- review. It's been a week since Joanna and Adriana's showdown and Romain's still not talking. The silence has Joanna begging for a sit down.

Posted in: Joanna Krupa
The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Sexting Candles

The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Sexting Candles

The Real Housewives of Miami turn on one of their own as "Sexting Candles" finds the feuds heating up and someone's love life hitting a deep freeze.

We break down all the accusations, attacks, and surprising admissions in THG's +/- recap!

Posted in: Joanna Krupa
The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Eager Beaver

The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Eager Beaver

The Real Housewives of Miami's latest episode "Eager Beaver" has me convinced that the most annoying women involved in this franchise all live in Florida.

We recap all of the bitch slapping and back stabbing in our THG +/- review.

Posted in: Joanna Krupa
The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: She Beat Me to the Tweet!

The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: She Beat Me to the Tweet!

The Real Housewives of Miami gossip, back stab, and cry "She Beat me to the Tweet!"  We break down all of the "nice nasties" in our THG +/- recap.

I have one thought when I watch this show. Miami is gorgeous. Unfortunately, I can't say the same about the women, at least not after you spend some time with them.

Posted in: Joanna Krupa
The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: A Mynt Meltdown

The Real Housewives of Miami: -5!

The Real Housewives of Miami starts off with sun and fun and palm trees and ends with "A Mynt Meltdown" and one hot mess of a night. We recap all the tears, fears and accusations in our THG +/- review.

Posted in: Joanna Krupa
The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Text, Lies, and Your Smile Is Fake

The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Text, Lies, and Your Smile Is Fake

The Real Housewives of Miami are back with "Text, Lies, and Your Smile Is Fake." We recap the odd confrontations, commitment issues, and pirate ships in THG's +/- review.

Well, fake smiles hardly seem like an issue when so many other body parts are fake on the Housewives of Miami but we'll skip over that and head right to our update.

Posted in: Joanna Krupa
The Real Housewives of Miami Season Premiere Recap: A Tale of Two Miamis

The Real Housewives of Miami Season Premiere Recap: A Tale of Two Miamis

The Real Housewives of Miami returned with a  "A Tale of Two Miamis." I'm not sure even one was necessary. but let's recap all of the plastic faces and sleazy boyfriends in our THG +/- review.

Admittedly, I never watched season one of The Real Housewives of Miami. Apparently I'm not the only one. I believe it was one of the lowest rated Housewives premieres ever. 

Posted in: Joanna Krupa
The Real Housewives of Miami: Renewed for Season 2

The Real Housewives of Miami: Renewed for Season 2

It's unclear if anyone actually watched season one, but The Real Housewives of Miami will be back, Bravo confirmed yesterday.

The lowest rated edition of this franchise has earned a second season pick-up, although only three original cast members - Marysol Patton, Lea Black and Adriana De Moura - will return when production begins next month.

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Why?!? The Real Housewives to Go on Tour

Why?!? The Real Housewives to Go on Tour

In case the fact that Snooki has 2.6 million Twitter followers is not enough to shake your faith in humanity, consider this:

Multiple cast members from the Real Housewives franchise are going on tour, asking fans to dole out their hard-earned money for reasons completely unknown. Tickets go on sale August 19 and start - start! - at $49.50.

The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: What a Bunch of Floozies!

There are very few reasons I still watch The Real Housewives Of Miami, and they all have to do with either boredom or a hiatus of better shows.

None of the women who signed up for this franchise have made an impact, other than turning us all off to Miami. While my anxiety levels are at zero for this go-round, my attention has not been caught.