The Real Housewives of D.C.

How would you feel about feel about your favorite shows in the Real Housewives franchise joining up?

It would no doubt feature a lot of crazy drama that only the housewives could pull off. 

What happens when the spotlight turns off?

When the tables stop being flipped? When the wine glasses stop being thrown? When the scripts stop being sent and you've suddenly been demoted from D-Lister to Z-Lister?

The Real Housewives of D.C. has not been renewed for a second season, according to Radar Online. Now if someone would just tell the cast members.

The fifth installation of the hit reality franchise arrived with great hype last year, thanks in large part to White House party crasher Michaele Salahi.

When The Real Housewives of D.C. is the topic of discussion, attention is almost always centered around Michaele Salahi because... well, she's an awful human being.

But Cat Ommanney has a sad announcement for fans: she and husband Charles are filing for divorce.

We know someone who won't be purchasing a Michaele Salahi barbie doll.

Real Housewives of D.C. socialite Lynda Erkiletian spoke to E! News this week and was asked about her controversial, self-centered co-star. What advice does she have for Salahi?

Not everyone is sympathetic to Michaele Salahi. The reality star admitted on Fox News this week that she is suffering from Multiple Sclerosis, but that hasn't stopped a Real Housewife from saying of Michaele and husband Tareq:

"They are an embarrassment to the franchise. They are a loose cannon. Now, Michaele has revealed she has multiple sclerosis; next she'll be announcing she is pregnant with triplets to get attention."

On the second episode of The Real Housewives of D.C., the stomachs of viewers turned Michaele Salahi celebrated a birthday and received lavish gifts from her husband.

Such as what, you may ask? Our THG correspondent is here to provide that answer, as well as a humorous detailed review of the latest installment. Take it away...

Whoopi Goldberg is not the only person to despise Michaele Salahi.

Just one episode into The Real Housewives of D.C. on Bravo, the reality star's castmates are already talking badly about her and even making threats about future seasons.

While viewers may make fun of Danielle Staub and her unstable castmates on The Real Housewives of New Jersey, their antics clearly deliver ratings.

But with a new stable of spoiled, self-centered reality stars debuting on Bravo tonight, Stacie Scott Turner says fans should NOT expect such shenanigans on The Real Housewives of Washington, D.C.

Bravo has confirmed the latest Sign of the Apocalypse:

Michaele Salahi, who made headlines with husband Tareq in November 2009 by actually crashing a White House party, has officially been cast on The Real Housewives of D.C.

Sorry, Sarah Palin.

Incredibly, you're NOT the most pathetic person to land a new reality show this month.

Look out, Michelle Obama.

A handful of new, spoiled, Real Housewives are coming your way.