The Bachelor

Hannah Ann Sluss has something to say about Peter Weber's... you-know-what.

In a manner of speaking, that is.

Just days ago, Peter Weber opened up about Kelley Flanagan and a litany of his other exes.

Now, the two of them are opening up together about Peter's season and what set Kelley apart from the other contestants.

After Peter's season turned out to be a fustercluck, many fans are wishing that Mike Johnson had been The Bachelor.

Now, it looks like he's filling Peter's shoes ... by openly flirting with producer Julie LaPlaca.

Peter Weber made a living as a pilot, prior to striking it rich as a reality star on The Bachelor.

And this profession is proving to be more and more apt as times goes by ...

When Madison Prewett issued her no-sex ultimatum to Peter Weber during his season of The Bachelor, she drew a lot of comparisons to a famously chaste contestant from the franchise's recent past.

As you may recall, Luke Parker from Hannah Brown's season became irate when he learned that Brown had slept with other men during her Fantasy Suite dates.

If you watched Peter Weber's season of The Bachelor, you know that decision-making and commitment are not Pilot Pete's strong suits.

But to his credit, that spinelessness may have led Weber to a feat that's never been achieved by any previous Bachelor.

As it turns out, Bachelor Nation is not immune from Covid-19.

Because, in case it isn't apparent by now, no one is immune from Covid-19.

Now that the dust has settled following Peter Weber's disastrous season of The Bachelor, we're finally making sense of the debacle thanks to insider accounts from those who were most deeply affected by Pilot Pete's indecisiveness.

First, Madison Prewett spoke out on where her relationship with Peter Weber went wrong, and now, Hannah Ann Sluss is following suit.

Juan Pablo Galavis is almost universally regarded as the worst Bachelor in history. Now, his ex will be the Bachelorette.

But the infamous Bachelor villain is insisting that Clare Crawley will understand him better once she's in his shoes ... 

Peter Weber and Madison Prewett sort warned us, didn't they?

Yes, The Bachelor and his runner-up got together on a Tuesday night and then broke up on a Thursday evening, splitting after a mere 48 hours as a quasi couple.

Well, it's all over, and it was disappointing to pretty much everyone involved.

Sure, those comments might apply to Peter Weber's season of The Bachelor, but we're actually talking about his relationship with Madison Prewett.

By this point, it's rather clear:

Almost no one likes Peter Weber.

As previously reported, the totally expected has happened:

Peter Weber and Madison Prewett have split.

Poor Peter Weber was just not ready for any of this. His romance with Madison Prewett are already over.

Now, Hannah Brown is cheering on Hannah Ann for whatever she does next. But she's not as friendly when it comes to Madi. ...

By now, you've heard the sad news that Peter Weber and Madison Prewett have broken up.

Maybe you read the news here, or perhaps you heard the sounds of the epic dance party that Peter's mom is throwing in her backyard at this very moment.

Peter Weber and Madison Prewett will not make it down the aisle.

Heck, Peter Weber and Madison Prewett will not even make it to their one-week anniversary.

If you caught this week's two-part finale, you know that Peter Weber's season of The Bachelor certainly wasn't light on surprises.

If, somehow, you're still in the dark, here's the world's shortest recap:

Over the course of the most recent season of The Bachelor, viewers spent roughly 1 bajillion hours with Peter Weber and his field of 30 female contenders (31, if you count Hannah Brown, whose unexpected return ignited an early controversy).

But it was a woman who appeared on screen only briefly -- at the very beginning and very end of the season -- whose behavior sparked this season's greatest debate.

The fallout from this week's finale of The Bachelor continues.

Even as Hannah Ann Sluss roasted Peter Weber for being an indecisive tool, Madison Prewett got an earful - from Peter's mom.

Forget the annual Women Tell All special on The Bachelor.

It's time for just one woman to tell all.