We are one week away from learning the identity of the next Bachelor on ABC.
The upcoming star of the 2020 season will be announced on the Bachelor in Paradise reunion special, which will air on Tuesday, September 17.
Reality TV is in its late-summer doldrums.
That means, of course, that Bachelor in Paradise is still plodding along and trying to drum up interest in the stoned ramblings of John Paul Jones and other millennial hotties who were allegedly on the franchise before and whose names we forget in between episodes.
So... did you miss him?
Late last week and then all through this past weekend, former Bachelor in Paradise villain Chad Johnson made it clear to the social media world that he still watches the show that made him infamous.
Todd Chrisley may be innocent of forging bank documents, hiding millions of dollars from the government and not paying his federal taxes for multiple years.
We'll let the authorities determine the authenticity of these allegations after the reality star and his wife were indicted this week on 12 counts of financial fraud.
Just a few days ago, Chris Harrison shattered the Bachelor Nation's hopes and dreams by claiming that Tyler Cameron will not be the next Bachelor.
To hear him tell it, Tyler had disqualified himself by continuing to date -- seeing both Hannah Brown and Gigi Hadid.
Tyler Cameron may have scored a date with supermodel Gigi Hadid, but he may have just lost his chance of handing out roses on next season of The Bachelor.
*grabs the tissue box*
It's the final countdown, folks.
In just a few hours, Hannah Brown will decide who she thinks should be her husband on The Bachelorette finale, completing an epic journey that has excluded more sexism and more windmill sex than we previously imagined possible.
