The Bachelor Spoilers

If you watched Monday night's episode of The Bachelor, you might have come away from it a bit uncertain about who will seize the title as this season's resident Wild Card.

We call this honor the Luke Parker Award for Excellence In Keeping a Decades-Old Reality Franchise Fresh Through Batsh-t Insanity.

We're only a few weeks into Peter Weber's season of The Bachelor, but already, the competition for Pilot Pete's heart has yielded enough drama to fill the cargo hold of a 747.

But one thing we haven't seen so far is a definitive answer to the question of who Peter winds up with in the end.

We're only two episodes in, but thus far, there's been no shortage of conflict in Peter Weber's season of The Bachelor.

And it seems that every time there's a new feud, frontrunner Hannah Ann Sluss is somehow involved.

The season just kicked off less than 24 hours ago, but for months now, The Bachelor spoilers have been circulating.

Chris Harrison and just about everyone else involved in Peter Weber's season has been telling us that this year will be different.

We're just weeks away from the 3-hour (!!!) premiere of Peter Weber's season of The Bachelor.

And as usual, the spoilers are flying fast and furious.

Hannah Brown's season of The Bachelorette was marred by revelations that several contestants (including two of her four finalists) were not entirely upfront with producers when they claimed they were single.

Come 2020, one of her exes may face a similar problem.

The worst kept secret on television was confirmed as official news on ABC last night.

It's tragically true, Mike Johnson fans and supporters:

We are one week away from learning the identity of the next Bachelor on ABC.

The upcoming star of the 2020 season will be announced on the Bachelor in Paradise reunion special, which will air on Tuesday, September 17.

Reality TV is in its late-summer doldrums.

That means, of course, that Bachelor in Paradise is still plodding along and trying to drum up interest in the stoned ramblings of John Paul Jones and other millennial hotties who were allegedly on the franchise before and whose names we forget in between episodes.

Hannah Brown has made a few things clear on this season of The Bachelorette.

She loves sex. She loves God. And, for reasons many viewers don't comprehend, she isn't scared off by how intensely suitor Luke Parker loves her.

Colton Underwood may have just dropped a vital clue at who wins his season of The Bachelor.

And we are kind of losing it. 

Bachelor Spoilers Alert! The Bachelor Spoilers Alert!

NOTE: The following post contains many Bachelor spoilers for the fast-approaching conclusion of Season 23.

Colton Underwood's time on The Bachelor is just getting started, but already, The Bachelor spoilers are hitting the Internet.

Production insiders are spilling the tea on this season's outcome ... including which lucky (?) ladies make it to the end.