Teen Mom 2

Right after Kailyn Lowry's gender reveal for baby #4, she openly threatened to have a fifth child. At the time, we hoped that she was joking.

Now, she's explaining how she'd make absolutely certain that baby #5 is finally, finally a daughter.

Briana DeJesus is up to more than just shaming Kailyn Lowry these days. She's prepping for a major cosmetic adjustment.

She has revealed that she's planning a major breast reduction.

Briana DeJesus has made it abundantly clear that she no longer loves John Rodriguez. Quite the opposite, these days.

At the Teen Mom 2 Reunion, Briana explained exactly how they broke things off, and revealed what she has to say to her ex.

If David Eason and Jenelle Evans really are faking their divorce for attention and money, well...

... they are doing a mighty terrific job of making it seem real.

Kailyn Lowry may not believe in vaccines anymore, but she does believe in plastic surgery!

When commenting on Jenelle Evans' long-overdue divorce, Kail let a little something slip.

Kailyn Lowry enjoys her some coffee.

So do many of us across the land.

Call it the revenge of the Carolina Hurricane.

When Jenelle Evans was fired from Teen Mom 2, producers were likely aware of the risk involved.

Reality TV producers often find themselves in the position of being forced to pull off a tricky balancing act:

They're tasked with creating a safe and productive work environment -- and yet, it's often they're most erratic, short-tempered, and even violent cast members who keep the whole operation afloat.

Teen Mom 2 fans love Chelsea Houska for more than just her tendency to make great choices. She's a good person and a good mom.

This week, Chelsea got real on Twitter about how difficult and even impossible breastfeeding can be.

At this point, it's pretty clear that Teen Mom 2 viewers hate two things:

1. Animal homicide.

It's been a rough few weeks for Kailyn Lowry.

Between fending off David Eason's weird trolling attempts, and shooting down rumors that she's dating Leah Messer, the poor gal's barely had time to mourn her recently deceased dog.

If you saw this week's episode of Teen Mom OG, the season finale, then you saw the heartbreaking scenes with Mackenzie McKee and her mother, Angie.

And, well, sorry, but it's about to get even more tragic.

Javi Marroquin is not having the greatest week.

On Saturday, cops were called to Javi's home during an intense fight between the Teen Mom 2 star and his then-fiancee, Lauren Comeau.