Queen Elizabeth II

You'd be forgiven for thinking the Duchess of Cambridge sounds a little bit like Veruca Salt, if this new report is anything to go by.

I can't.  I literally CANNOT.

There's a gold badge that says "Palace Confirms," so it must be true.

Soz, Carole.

Even perfect hair has its regrets.

"This feels like a power move on Kate’s behalf. Sharing personal images conveys humility, whereas images typically shared by royals are stuffy, staged moments captured by a professional photographer."

The very foundation of a royal marriage - nay - any marriage is built on the time spent together between man and wife.  So how the devil are the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge expected to keep their union strong if Her Majesty keeps filling up their calendar!

Yesterday marked an impressive milestone for Queen Elizabeth: 63 years as Queen. The anniversary marked the longest reign of a British monarch in history.

But now that the celebration is over, the Queen may be ready to retire. Who could blame her? Sixty-three years is a damn long time to rule one of the world’s leading superpowers.

On May 2, Kate Middleton and Prince William welcomed Princess Charlotte, their second child, to their beautiful growing royal family.

Rather than relaxing and settling in, Kate Middleton is plotting a way to secure her position as she feuds with Queen Elizabeth.

When Kate Middleton and Price William married, they brought back cool by the pound, making the royal family popular again.

Sorry, Charles just wasn’t cutting it.

ROYAL FAMILY SCANDAL ALERT!

Queen Elizabeth II has been caught on camera clearly giving the infamous Nazi salute popularized by Adolf Hitler and his cronies.

It's only been six weeks since Kate Middleton gave birth to Princess Charlotte, but the Duchess was already out and about and looking trim as ever for the paparazzi this weekend.

Kate attended a polo match with Prince George and joined the rest of the family on a balcony at Buckingham Palace for Saturday's Trooping the Colour parade.

It's been less than a month since Kate Middleton gave birth to Princess Charlotte, and the Duchess is reportedly loving life as a mother of two in the secluded tranquility of Anmer Hall.

We've already heard that Kate plans to take an "extended" maternity leave this time around, and some royal watchers have suggested that she might not make any public appearances until September or later.

Kate Middleton is reportedly under orders from her husband's grandmother, Queen Elizabeth II, to be the perfect royal escort, but the strain is starting to show.

As a new year begins, many struggling former stars have high hopes for career rebirths and new beginnings.

Some of them will be successful. Most will not. 

The start of a new year can be a good time for self-assessment. It's a chance to reflect on the year that's passed and ask yourself if you were as active and productive as possible.

Of course, if you're a member of the royal family, you don't have to assess yourself; you've got the Daily Mail to do it for you.

For months now, we've been hearing rumors that Kate Middleton is feuding with Queen Elizabeth II.

Various sources have offered various explanations for the alleged rift, and of course, palace insiders have denied that there's any bad blood. 

Are pregnant Kate Middleton and British Monarch Queen Elizabeth actually at odds, despite the tabloids' concerted efforts to pit them against one another?

Last week, a rumor spread that Kate Middleton and Prince William were "fighting constantly," and Kate had even gone so far as to move in with her parents in order to get away from her husband.

This week, Will and Kate went on a "babymoon" and are reportedly getting along better than ever.

As with her first pregnancy, Kate Middleton is suffering from extreme morning sickness as the result of a condition known as Hyperemesis Gravidarum.

Kate has canceled several public appearances as a result of her illness and only just recently returned to public life.

After nearly ten weeks of lying low due to health issues, Kate Middleton made her first public appearance since early August on Tuesday when she turned out to welcome the president of Singapore during his visit to London.

Kate's been suffering from severe morning sickness, as the result of a condition known as Hyperemesis Gravidarum.

For the second time in as many years, Kate Middleton is experiencing severe morning sickness and enduring what's reported to be a very difficult and uncomfortable pregnancy.

So it makes sense that her husband, Prince William, would do everything in his power to make his wife happy during this trying time, but what if that involves defying his grandmother, who also happens to be the Queen of England?