Jennifer Lopez: Hillary Clinton WILL Be Our Next President!
Step aside, Nate Silver.
Step aside, Nate Silver.
With just over a week until American citizens elect a new President, leading nominee Hillary Clinton has a question for the FBI.
And it basically goes like this:
Throughout his run for President, Donald Trump has said some pretty zany things.
And by zany, of course, we mean misogynistic, racist and deceitful.
The Donald. Deplorable Don. Donnie Darko. Chester Cheater. Littlefinger. Steaming Trump.
Whatever you call him - Donald Trump is a man you do not want to leave around your wife, girlfriend, daughter, de-clawed cat, or hole that someone put in your drywall with the end of a pool cue.
It's possible that at several points during this election, you felt compelled to grab your sledgehammer, chainsaw of pickax (we're assuming your tool shed looks like that of a serial killer's) and destroy something valuable.
Unfortunately, flatscreens are super expensive and your neighbor is totally anal about his windshield.
We're pretty much all in agreement that Donald Trump is a big, stupid pig, right?
Considering many of his insults have revolved around him calling some woman a pig - or in Khloe Kardashian's case, a piglet - it's pretty rich that he's such a wine himself.
There have been many losers to come out of the 2016 Presidential Election.
Most specifically, Donald Trump and... well... anyone who continues to stand up for Donald Trump.
It's been a tough election season for voters of an evangelical stripe.
Usually, the GOP serves up some Corinthians-quoting loaf of sentient Wonder Bread to ensure the support of non-millionaires who are kept up nights by the thought of married gay couples barging into their homes, confiscating their guns, and using the weapons to force pregnant women into abortion clinics.
You've heard of dropping the mic before, right?
Well, as you can see below, Barack Obama dropped the cellphone on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night:
Last week, adult film star Jessica Drake accused Donald Trump of sexual assault, thus becoming the eleventh woman to level allegations of impropriety against the presidential candidate in the past two weeks.
Trump has called the women liars, accused them of using his notoriety to gain fame for themselves, and promised that he'll sue them once his campaign is over.
Miley Cyrus went back to school this weekend.
Not her own education, necessarily, but for the education of others.