Steve Bannon Selfie Reveals Hidden White House Agenda

Steve Bannon Selfie Reveals Hidden White House Agenda

As you've probably heard, the Trump White House isn't exactly killing it in terms of organizational prowess.

Of course, we guess that's what happens when you hand power over to a guy who moans about dismantling the administrative state when he reaches sexual climax.

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Kid Rock, Ted Nugent, Sarah Palin Hang With Trump, Mock Hillary

Kid Rock, Ted Nugent, Sarah Palin Hang With Trump, Mock Hillary

It's a strange time to be an American.

We continue to provide the world with a number of crucial exports, such as Springsteen songs and Seinfeld reruns, but we're in danger of losing our most cherished delusion and being forced to confront the reality that we don't actually hold a position of respect and authority in the global community.

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Tom Brady: SKIPPING Patriots' Visit With Donald Trump!

Tom Brady: SKIPPING Patriots' Visit With Donald Trump!

Early in Donald Trump's presidential campaign, when most Americans believed the Screamin' Tangerine had about as much chance of being elected as Lincoln Chafee, Tom Brady came out as one of Trump's earliest celebrity supporters.

Long before Scott Baio used his tremendous influence to help Trump win the White House, Brady displayed a "Make America Great Again" hat in full view of the Patriots' locker room reporters.

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Katy Perry Shades Taylor Swift: She Only Serves Herself!

Katy Perry Shades Taylor Swift: She Only Serves Herself!

Twenty years from now, when you're enjoying a dinner of roast cockroach at the tree stump that serves as your kitchen table, your children will ask about what led to this moment, and you'll finally have to tell them about the election of 2016.

You won't want to leave anything out:

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