Azealia Banks to Donald Trump: PLEASE Let Me Perform at Your Inauguration!

Azealia Banks: I NEED to Perform at the Trump Inauguration!

Azealia Banks has never really delivered on her early promise as a hitmaker. (In fact, she has has yet to attain "one hit wonder" status.) 

But she's still managed to remain relevant by starting fights with vastly more famous celebrities and genuinely behaving like a  person who's been given a platform despite having flushed her meds several weeks ago.

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George H.W. Bush Pens Apology Letter to Donald Trump: Read It Here!

George H.W. Bush Pens Apology Letter to Donald Trump

George H.W. Bush does not owe anyone any kind of apology, that much is certain.

The former President of the United States was admitted to the intensive care unit at Houston Methodist Hospital this week to address "an acute respiratory problem stemming from pneumonia," according to his spokesman, Jim McGrath.

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Vladimir Putin on Trump Scandal: Russia Has the BEST Hookers!

Vladimir Putin on Trump Scandal: Russia Has the BEST Hookers!

As you've no doubt heard by now, the President-elect of the United State's alleged fondness for golden showers made news last week, thanks to a Buzzfeed News report that Russia had damaging footage showing Donald Trump engaging in some pee play with a pair of Russian hookers.

You know it was a big deal, because the day after the report was released, Trump forgot to postpone his press conference and was forced to actually talk to the reporters he's been dodging like he used to dodge his creditors.

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Malia Obama "Partying" at a Club Will Distract You From the Impending Apocalypse

Malia Obama "Partying" Will Distract You From the Apocalypse

Did you know that if the Affordable Care Act is repealed without an adequate replacement plan, more than half of the American population could be denied coverage due to pre-existing conditions?

That has nothing to do with this article; we just wanted to provide a little context for the fact that some folks are freaking out about a college-aged girl going to a party where other people might have been drinking.

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