Donald Trump: Affair With Playboy Model Buried By the Enquirer?!

Donald Trump: Affair With Playboy Model Buried By the Enquirer?!

At this point in the election, it seems unlikely that any undecided voters are scouring the Internet in a last-minute effort to determine whether or not this Donald Trump character can be trusted.

But in case there are any dithering Ken Bones out there (JK, there's only one Ken Bone) looking to do some 11th hour research, allow us to lend a hand:

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Carrie Underwood, Brad Paisley SLAM Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump at CMAs!

Carrie Underwood, Brad Paisley SLAM Clinton, Trump at CMAs!

Carrie Underwood and Brad Paisley absolutely destroyed both presidential candidates on last night's 2016 Country Music Awards ... and wow, was it brutal. 

They opened their hosting monologue and said, "The race is on and its on every channel, it's making my head spin."

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Trump Supporters Allegedly Burn Black Church in Mississippi

Trump Supporters Allegedly Burn Black Church in Mississippi

Obviously, the 2016 presidential election hasn't exactly been a level-headed contest of ideas, as the Founding Fathers intended.

But despite the fact that one candidate has repeatedly encouraged his supporters to commit acts of violence, we hope that Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton would both condemn what appears to be a politically and racially motivated hate crime perpetrated in Mississippi this week.

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Donald Trump to John Travolta: Sorry Your Son Died; Can I Bang Your Wife?

Donald Trump to John Travolta: Can I Bang Your Wife?

The Donald. Deplorable Don. Donnie Darko. Chester Cheater. Littlefinger. Steaming Trump.

Whatever you call him - Donald Trump is a man you do not want to leave around your wife, girlfriend, daughter, de-clawed cat, or hole that someone put in your drywall with the end of a pool cue.

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Donald Trump: Walk of Fame Star Destroyed By Pickax-Wielding Badass! WATCH!

Donald Trump: Walk of Fame Star Destroyed By Pickax-Wielding Badass!

It's possible that at several points during this election, you felt compelled to grab your sledgehammer, chainsaw of pickax (we're assuming your tool shed looks like that of a serial killer's) and destroy something valuable.

Unfortunately, flatscreens are super expensive and your neighbor is totally anal about his windshield.

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