Politics

DING! DING! DING!

It is apparently about to be on between Joe Biden and Donald Trump.

Donald Trump is having a no good, very bad ... couple of years. And things seem to be poised to get worse.

Stormy Daniels is suing Trump, as her legal team believes that the NDA that prevents her from speaking directly about their alleged affair is void for multiple reasons.

With all the talk of Stormy Daniels' lie detector test and news that the president congratulated a foreign dictator on winning a sham election, you may have forgotten that there are threats to the legitimacy (such as it is) of Donald Trump's administration that don't involve porn stars or Russians.

So let's open the Manhattan yellow pages-sized Big Book of Trump Scandals and turn all the way back to 2007 - a simpler time, when the Donald was just a handsy reality show host, and not the nominal leader of the free world.

Cynthia Nixon has a message for Sarah Jessica Parker and Kim Cattrall:

You women keep doing your adorable little cat fight thing.

After Sean "Spicey" Spicer took his minifridge and left the White House in a huff over Anthony Scaramucci's ill-fated hiring, his unenviable role as mouthpiece for the Trump White House fell to Sarah Huckabee Sanders.

Now Jim Carrey, who has taken time off from acting to work on his painting, has come out with a painting of the embattled Press Secretary.

O.J. Simpson may or may not be Khloe Kardashian's father.

And he may or may not have murdered ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson and her friend, Ron Goldman.

The House of Representatives has lost one of its most courageous voices.

New York Rep. Louise Slaughter has passed away at the age of 88.

On Thursday, following reports that they were drifting apart, Donald Trump Jr. and Vanessa Trump filed for divorce. But theirs isn't the only Trump marriage that may teeter on the precipice.

Donald Trump allegedly had an affair with porn star Stormy Daniels while married to Melania. In addition to the personal embarrassment, the steps he allegedly took to cover it up may have violated campaign finance law.

Trump's administration isn't just tearing apart families across the nation -- it's also wrecking marriages very close to home.

Donald Trump Jr., the man who spends his free time defending his father for the indefensible and killing elephants for fun, may be the next Trump supporter with his marriage on the chopping block.

If you're having trouble keeping track of all the White House departures in recent weeks, fear not - we're sure Donald Trump has no idea what the hell is going on, either.

The latest to earn a tombstone in the growing pet cemetery at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue is none other than former Secretary of State Rex Tillerson, who was 86'ed by the president in a meeting that surely concluded Trump's famous catchphrase.

Porn star Stormy Daniels is suing Trump and attempting to quash the NDA that prevents her from directly discussing their 2006 affair.

Her legal team has put forward a couple of different arguments, but now Stormy herself is making an offer: