Donald Trump Meets With Kanye West; Americans Brace For Douchepocalypse

Donald Trump Meets With Kanye West at Trump Tower

Despite the 30-year age difference between them and the fact that they're of different ethnic backgrounds (One is African-American, the other is the result of a Flamin' Hot Cheeto and an angry Pomeranian being left in one of those transporter machines from The Fly.), it often seems that Donald Trump and Kanye West were separated at birth.

They're both high-profile ego-maniacs who require constant attention and are prone to questionable hairstyle decisions.

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Kellyanne Conway: No Mother Should Work For Donald Trump!

Kellyanne Conway: No Mother Should Work For Donald Trump!

Folks have blamed Hillary Clinton, Millennials, Debbie Wasserman-Schultz, fake news, Putin, the FBI, and Jimmy Fallon's hair-tousling, but it's possible that there's no single person more responsible for the impending Donald Trump presidency than Kellyanne Conway.

Conway was the architect of Trump's campaign, and we're sure many an on-the-fence female voter was able to use Kellyanne's position of prominence to help justify not being "with her" on Election Day.

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Donald Trump: At Least This Random Teen Thinks I'm Not Nuts!

Donald Trump: At Least This Random Teen Thinks I'm Not Nuts!

Despite his frequent promises to behave in a "more presidential" fashion if he were to be elected to the White House, President-elect Trump is still behaving very much like Candidate Trump, at least on his favorite social media platform.

Throughout his campaign, Trump used Twitter as a cudgel to bludgeon his opponents and direct his millions of followers to their next target.

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