Summer Zervos: Judge Rules In Favor of Alleged Donald Trump Assault Victim

Judge Rules In Favor of Alleged Donald Trump Assault Victim

With all the talk of Stormy Daniels' lie detector test and news that the president congratulated a foreign dictator on winning a sham election, you may have forgotten that there are threats to the legitimacy (such as it is) of Donald Trump's administration that don't involve porn stars or Russians.

So let's open the Manhattan yellow pages-sized Big Book of Trump Scandals and turn all the way back to 2007 - a simpler time, when the Donald was just a handsy reality show host, and not the nominal leader of the free world.

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Jim Carrey Unveils VERY Unflattering Painting of Sarah Huckabee Sanders

Jim Carrey Slammed for Sarah Huckabee Sanders Painting

After Sean "Spicey" Spicer took his minifridge and left the White House in a huff over Anthony Scaramucci'sĀ ill-fated hiring, his unenviable role as mouthpiece for the Trump White House fell to Sarah Huckabee Sanders.

Now Jim Carrey, who has taken time off from acting to work on his painting, has come out with a painting of the embattled Press Secretary.

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Stormy Daniels: Give Me Money So I Can Tell All About Trump!

Stormy Daniels: Give Me Money So I Can Tell All About Trump!

On Thursday, following reports that they were drifting apart, Donald Trump Jr. and Vanessa Trump filed for divorce. But theirs isn't the only Trump marriage that may teeter on the precipice.

Donald Trump allegedly had an affair with porn star Stormy Daniels while married to Melania. In addition to the personal embarrassment, the steps he allegedly took to cover it up may have violated campaign finance law.

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Donald Trump to Rex Tillerson: You're Fired!

Donald Trump to Rex Tillerson: You're Fired!

If you're having trouble keeping track of all the White House departures in recent weeks, fear not - we're sure Donald Trump has no idea what the hell is going on, either.

The latest to earn a tombstone in the growing pet cemetery at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue is none other than former Secretary of State Rex Tillerson, who was 86'ed by the president in a meeting that surely concluded Trump's famous catchphrase.

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