Steve Bannon Steps Down From Breitbart to Spend More Time With Bottle of Gin

Steve Bannon "Steps Down" (Gets Sh-tcanned) From Breitbart

Throughout Donald Trump's unexpected ascendancy from walking punchline to walking punchline with nuke codes, political strategist and oily sack of potatoes discovered in the back of the cupboard on moving day Steve Bannon was one of the president's most trusted and influential advisers.

Of course, Trump aides have proven to have roughly the same shelf life as Defense Against the Dark Arts teachers at Hogwarts, so it came as no surprise when Bannon was booted from the White House back in August.

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Donald Trump Fires Off Dumb Tweets About Global Warming & Vanity Fair, Gets Savagely Roasted

Donald Trump Fires Off Dumb Tweets, Gets Savagely Roasted

Look, we understand that headline's not gonna please anyone.

Either you're a dyed-in-the-wool #MAGA ass and you came here just to deride us as a bunch of libtard cuck-flakes in the comments, or you're part of the majority of Americans who wishes the president would stop tweeting entirely, in which case, you probably think we didn't go nearly far enough.

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Candidate for Ohio Governor Defends Al Franken, Brags About Banging 50 Women

Politician Defends Al Franken, Brags About Banging 50 Women

Bill O'Neill is an Ohio Supreme Court Justice. He's also a candidate for Governor.

And, to hear him tell it, he has had sex with 50 "very attractive females" during his life. Which would be fine, if he hadn't boasted about this on social media using information that might lead to some of those women being identified.

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