President Obama Calls Stoned Kal Penn

President Obama Calls Stoned Kal Penn

The President will go to great lengths for every pothead vote.

In the run-up to the Democratic National Convention this week, Barack Obama is making sure every member of his coalition does his or her part. He's even making personal calls, hoping to appeal to some of his more ardent supporters.

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President Obama on Clint Eastwood: Big Fan!

President Obama on Clint Eastwood: Big Fan!

President Barack Obama says he doesn't take the unexpected ribbing Clint Eastwood gave him at the RNC personally. In fact, he remains a big fan of the actor.

“I am a huge Clint Eastwood fan,” the president told USA Today.

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Legitimate Rape Birth Control Ad: New & Improved Way to Shut This Whole Thing Down!

Legitimate Rape Birth Control Ad: New & Improved Way to Shut This Whole Thing Down!

Legitimate rape. It's become quite a phenomenon of late, and is potentially a great form of birth control, as imagined in this hilarious viral ad ridiculing the recent comments of Republican Congressman and U.S. Senate candidate Todd Akin.

Basically, if you're suffering from Sexually Liberated Uterine Tendencies (SLUT), there's a treatment that can satisfy your carnal urges AND help you not get pregnant.

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Rand Paul Addresses RNC, Tells Americans "You DID Build That"

Rand Paul Addresses RNC, Tells Americans "You DID Build That"

Ron Paul's son, U.S. Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY), addressed the Republican National Convention Wednesday, making the case for Mitt Romney and American liberty.

Paul continued the theme the convention, "we built it," by focusing most of his speech on the president's now-infamous "you didn't build that" remarks.

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