Louisiana Woman Caught Masturbating With Jimmy Dean Sausage in Wal-Mart

La. Woman Caught Masturbating With Sausage in Wal-Mart

Nearly every Facebook status update this week has been reminding up that processed meat causes cancer (no sh*t, Sherlock). And most of us know that the foods that are the worst for us, are the ones we love the most.

One Louisiana woman took her love of Jimmy Dean sausage a little too far though…like way too far.

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