Betsy DeVos Confirmed as Secretary of Education
You now have one more abomination to throw in the face of your idiot friend who keeps insisting you need to give the Trump administration a chance.
Harambe-Shaped Cheeto Sells For $100,000 on eBay
The Internet is losing its mind over an orange, ape-like figure that's worth way, way too much money.
But enough about Donald Trump, let's focus on this Harambe-shaped Cheeto.
Jamie Lynn Spears: Daughter Seriously Injured in ATV Accident
The eight-year old daughter of Jamie Lynn Spears is reportedly fighting for her life.
According to TMZ, young Maddie Spears was on a hunting expedition of some kind on Sunday when she was badly injured in an ATV accident.
Man With Knife Arrested After Approaching Elizabeth Smart
Elizabeth Smart was kidnapped at just 14-years-old, but she was put through another scary incident earlier this week.
A man named Claude Hudson was spotted the Elizabeth Smart Speaker Series at ISU on Monday. That's where he allegedly attacked Indiana State University officer.
Groundhog Day 2017 Prediction: SHADOW! Winter to Continue!
Groundhog Day 2017 is officially upon us, and the forecast - from the Weather Capitol of the World, a.k.a. Punxsutawney, Pa. - is in.
Ah yes. This morning marked that magical moment when Punxsutawney Phil emerges from Gobbler's Knob to answer the eternal question ...
Punxsutawney Phil: Groundhog Day Sage Set to Do His Thing
The rodent. The myth. The legend.
Punxsutawney Phil, the Western Pennsylvania great without whom Groundhog Day would not be a thing, is hours away from doing HIS thing:
Trump Supreme Court Pick: Who Will it Be Tonight?!
U.S. President Donald Trump plans to name a Supreme Court justice to replace the late Antonin Scalia tonight, according to reports.
Trump has reportedly narrowed his search to two candidates ...
Mary Tyler Moore: Cause of Death Revealed
We now know the exact reason why Mary Tyler Moore is no longer with us.
As previously reported, the iconic actress died last week at the age of 80.
Doomsday Clock Reset as Atomic Scientists Warn of Apocalypse
Been a rough year so far, right?
You could probably go for a bit of good news amidst all the talk of border walls, Muslim bans, and Mary Tyler Moore getting cast in that big sitcom in the sky?
Utah Teacher Who Had Sex With Three Students Begs For Parole
Brianne Altice, a former Utah teacher who pleaded guilty in 2015 to sexual abuse, is pleading for forgiveness - and an early release.
After having sex with three of her underage students, she is seeking parole this week in an emotional hearing, detailing her crimes.
Texas Teacher Arrested, Blackmailed By Student Over Sexual Encounters
According to court documents, teacher Thao Doan was charged with sexual assault after engaging in alleged sexual activity with a student.
But here's the crazier part of this familiar storyline: