Hugh Hefner has trouble recognizing women with their clothes on.
During a recent public appearance with new girlfriends Karissa and Kristina Shannon, the Playboy founder looks utterly perplexed. And really short.
Sex is one thing.
But one's MySpace page is really personal!
Karissa and Kristina Shannon are making themselves right at home in the Playboy Mansion. And we have the pictures to prove it!
Or they do, to be exact.
Over the years, it's become astoundingly obvious that Hugh Hefner can have as many girls at once as he wants to.
Seriously, how many foursomes do you think the guy had with Holly Madison, Kendra Wilkinson and Bridget Marquardt... per night?
Having stared at an 82-year old man's ass for the last few weeks, Karissa and Kristina Shannon must have jumped all over the chance to attend Los Angeles Fashion Week.
As you can see, the new girlfriends of Hugh Hefner took advantage of the opportunity by sitting in the front row of a fashion show, dressing exactly alike and ogling possible sex companions for later that night.
It's difficult for The Hollywood Gossip staff to keep up with Karissa and Kristina Shannon.
We have no idea how an 82-year old Hugh Hefner does it.
Last week, Kendra Wilkinson said "there are some random ass hoes walking around [the Playboy Mansion]."
It's safe to assume she was referring to Karissa and Kristina Shannon, among others.
Karissa and Kristina Shannon can't deny they were arrested earlier this year for battery. After all, there are police records and stuff.
But Karissa told St. Petersburg police that a coworker's boyfriend - some dude named Ben - attacked Kristina while they were partying at their coworker's apartment in January. Don't you just hate when that happens?
We expect to see photos of Karissa and Kristina Shannon naked. These Playboy models are boffing Hugh Hefner, after all.
But we didn't expect to wake up this morning and stumble across a pair of mug shots of The Shannon Twins.
