Get ready to engage in some celebratory fist-pumping, because we've got the biggest Jersery Shore-related news since the unexpected return of Snooki!
Despite some major rough patches in their short time together, Ronnie Magro and Saffire Matos are officially engaged!
Fans have complained that Jersey Shore Family Vacation is a bit slower and less eventful than the show's original iteration.
Of course, there's an easy fix to the problem, as there's still plenty of drama taking place off camera.
Real talk for a moment, you guys?
Angelina Pivarnick's marriage to Chris Larangeira may be cursed.
Jersey Shore fans were skeptical when Angelina Pivarnick married Chris Larangeira back in 2019.
And now it looks as though their doubts were well-justified.
Last week's Jersey Shore season premiere was titled "Ummm...Hello! 2021."
And Angelina Pivarnick's shrill catchphrase might describe how many fans were feeling after watching the episode's final scene.
Angelina Pivarnick has become an unlikely fan favorite on Jersey Shore.
No one saw it coming, especially since Angeliners barely participated in the show's original run, opting instead to stuff all of her belongings into a Hefty bag and head home whenever one of her roommates got under her skin.
The marriage of Angelina Pivarnick and Chris Larangeira started with a bang, and the drama has been non-stop ever since.
We're sure you remember the bridesmaids' speech at Angelina's wedding and the year of hostility (okay, 10 months of hostility) that followed.
Well, a new season of Jersey Shore is almost upon us, which means we're in for more of the housemates sitting around some luxury resort and developing new catchphrases and inside jokes.
But while the drama may not be as intense as it was in the show's early days, there are still some major questions hanging over tonight's season premiere:
As you may know, Jersey Shore: Family Vacation makes its return to MTV on Thursday, June 3.
As you probably know, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi is returning for the second half of Season 4.
We've got ourselves a situation, Jersey Shore fans.
Or, to be more specific, we've got ourselves a cute, adorable, brand new Situation.
Yup.
She really is on her way back, folks.
More than two years ago, Jersey Shore legend Sammi Giancola and Christian Biscardi became engaged.
Since then, the Sweetheart has had a series of bridal photoshoots ... but no apparent actual wedding.
If you're a Jersey Shore fan, then by now, you've almost certainly caught wind of the latest drama to raise questions about the show's future.
We're talking of course, about the news that Ronnie Magro has been arrested on domestic violence charges for a second time.
Last month, Ronnie Magro was arrested on domestic violence charges for the second time.
Yet again, the arrest took place in Los Angeles, but this time, the victim was a different romantic partner of Ronnie's.
For many years, the cast of Jersey Shore lived by one motto, which was summarized by three letters:
GTL.
Ronnie Ortiz-Magro is a troubled and damaged individual who is a threat to almost everyone around him, and he clearly needs professional assistance.
This, according to those who know the MTV personality best.
Ronnie Ortiz-Magro is no longer in denial.
The veteran Jersey Shore star has been arrested multiple times for domestic violence and who has continually threatened others on social media over the past couple years.
Well, a new season of Jersey Shore is almost upon us, and to the surprise of absolutely no one, it seems that the guido gang will once again be hanging out at some sort of resort and trying to milk a season's worth of content out of a week of filming.
You know the drill -- Vinny will wear khakis or something, and they'll build an entire episode around it.
She's officially coming back, folks.
And not a moment too soon.
Angelina Pivarnick's path to stardom has not been an easy one.
When Jersey Shore burst onto the scene and became an overnight pop culutural sensation, Angelina was there -- but not for very long.
He's here, you guys!
And he's perfect!
Let's begin by saying that this is a sad state of affairs right here.
That fact that we need to ask the question posed in this headline, again, in 2021, is depressing in and of itself.
When Angelina Pivarnick married Chris Larangeira, the wedding made tabloid headlines for months -- but not for the reasons that the couple might have hoped.
At the reception, Angelina's bridesmaids delivered a speech that left guests stunned and drew major backlash for Snooki, JWoww, and Deena Nicole Cortese.
