Samantha Ronson is "Husband," Lindsay Lohan "Wife"

Samantha Ronson is "Husband," Lindsay Lohan "Wife"

Having moved on from the many, many men in her past, Lindsay Lohan continues to stay tight-lipped on the status of her relationship with Samantha Ronson. But now, "sources" are speaking out on the secret, private life of the strange duo.

We say "sources" because this breaking news story comes to us from Star magazine, ever the bastion of celebrity gossip integrity. Anyway.

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Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson: Kissing in Cannes

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson: Kissing in Cannes

Because we enjoy testing the celebrity gossip knowledge of our readers, we were gonna make this into a pop quiz, asking:

Which drug-addicted, promiscuous red head was caught making out with her rumored lesbian lover of a DJ in Cannes last night?

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