Happy 21st Birthday, Chris Brown!

Happy 21st Birthday, Chris Brown!

Chris Brown turns 21 on this wonderful Cinco de Mayo.

We'd offer to buy him a margarita, but maybe a Miller Sharps would be a better move. Alcohol and someone already prone to violent, belligerent outbursts? Not a good mix.

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Happy Birthday, Levi Johnston!

Happy Birthday, Levi Johnston!

Levi Johnston turns 20 today.

For a brief synopsis of Levi's short time on Earth, let's turn it over to his Wikipedia bio, because the facts are funnier than anything we could write:

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Happy Birthday, Ashley Dupre!

Happy Birthday, Ashley Dupre!

The lovely Ashley Dupre turns 25 today. Happy birthday to our personal favorite former political sex scandal participant and current Playboy cover girl!

She gets a bad rap, having been a high-priced hooker, but in Ash's defense, she was just trying to make a living, and didn't know who her clients were.

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Happy Birthday, Jessica Alba!

Happy Birthday, Jessica Alba!

She might never win an Oscar, but Jessica Alba has a few things going for her:

Alba turns 29 today and we'd like to send the actress the very best of wishes. Won't you do the same?

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Happy Birthday, Kelly Clarkson!

Happy Birthday, Kelly Clarkson!

As Crystal Bowersox and company battle it out for the season nine crown, they should stop and give thanks to Kelly Clarkson.

If that singer had not gone on to a successful post-American Idol career, avoiding any major scandals in the process, it's likely that Idol would not be what it is today.

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Today is Jesse James' Birthday

Today is Jesse James' Birthday

Jesse James, you blew it man. Happy birthday, we guess. After the stuff you pulled the past few years, you don't deserve a cake, except maybe one to the face.

Here we thought Sandra Bullock's husband was a good guy. Sure, they came from different backgrounds, but they made it work and we were happy for them.

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Happy Birthday, Kourtney Kardashian!

Happy Birthday, Kourtney Kardashian!

A pair of celebrities that have accomplished nothing in life celebrate a birthday today.

First, we've already wished the best to Suri Cruise, who is now four years old. A major star in her own right, Tom and Katie's daughter has really done nothing except look cute for awhile now.

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Happy Birthday, Suri Cruise!

Happy Birthday, Suri Cruise!

It seems like only yesterday that we doubted Suri Cruise even existed, figuring the spawn of TomKat may have instead been an elaborate Scientology hoax.

Our mistake - and our cutest one ever.

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