Happy 30th Birthday, Kim Kardashian!

Happy 30th Birthday, Kim Kardashian!

30.

That isn't the number of red carpets Kim Kardashian stood on this month, nor is it the number of takes it took her and Ray J to get their sex tape just right. It is isn't even the number of birthday parties this talentless celeb threw for herself in preparation for a milestone.

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Happy Birthday, Zac Efron!

Happy Birthday, Zac Efron!

With long hair or a mohawk, a clean-shaved face or a beard, there's no denying it: Zac Efron is a THG favorite.

This talented actor doesn't crave the spotlight outside of work, has remained in a committed relationship with Vanessa Hudgens - and is just so gosh darn adorable!

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Kim Kardashian: Koast-to-Koast Birthday Celebrations!

Kim Kardashian: Koast-to-Koast Birthday Celebrations!

Kim Kardashian turns 30 years old on October 21. But, kome on, kan't you offer up this birthday gal a few early wishes?

The woman who has made a career out of getting naked and attending parties will double up on the latter this weekend. In anticipation of the next big day next week, Kim will celebrate tonight at Tao Las Vegas.

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Happy Birthday, Usher!

Happy Birthday, Usher!

Usher turns 32 today and it isn't only fans of this hip hop artist who should send him their birthday wishes.

Anyone afflicted with a case of Bieber Fever must give thanks to this singer/producer for discovering the boy, the myth and the legend that is Justin Bieber.

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Happy Birthday, Michaele Salahi!

Happy Birthday, Michaele Salahi!

Ready to send whatever the opposite of birthday wishes would be, THG readers?

Grating, publicity-hungry reality star Michaele Salahi turns 45 today. In celebration, Bravo actually aired the episode of The Real Housewives of D.C. last night in which this pathetic woman and her husband crashed a White House party.

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Happy Birthday, Randy Quaid!

Happy Birthday, Randy Quaid!

Randy Quaid! Our man! Happy birthday, buddy. We'd invite you over to celebrate, but you'd probably squat at THG headquarters for weeks after, so ... rain check?

Just kidding. Not really. He and his wife were arrested for burglary at their old house. They also frequent inns and then peace out without paying. It's a little weird.

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Happy Birthday, Lil Wayne!

Happy Birthday, Lil Wayne!

Lil Wayne celebrates his 28th birthday today in style. Rikers Island style.

As he sits in the New York jail, doing time for weapons charges, all is not lost. The rapper is releasing his eighth album, I Am Not a Human Being, today!

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Happy Birthday, Heidi Montag!

Happy Birthday, Heidi Montag!

Heidi Montag marked her 24th plastic surgery birthday yesterday.

She and husband Spencer Pratt paid a visit to the zoo in Santa Barbara, Calif., and for a "divorcing couple," it sure looks like the gruesome twosome is happy.

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